Written by George Mann
CAST: Katy Manning (Iris Wildthyme), David Benson (Panda)
People are dropping like flies in the Warwickshire village of Midwinter Leys and the number one suspect is Iris Wildthyme. Can Inspector Nettles and Sergeant Spartan find the real culprit before more loveable locals are murdered in increasingly bizarre ways? And will Panda ever get his pork pie?
(On the Daleks)
Here they come! Writing history with lightning.
The Doctor (7th), Enemy of the Daleks (Audio)
An Iris and Panda mini figure. From a Warcraft type Doctor Who set (idk about that stuff). Just thought it was cool.
New Iris Novel
pur·ple (pûrpl) n.
1. Any of a group of colours with a hue between that of violet and red.
2. Cloth of a colour between violet and red, formerly worn as a symbol of royalty or high office.
3. Imperial power; high rank: e.g born to the purple.
4. In the Roman Catholic Church, the rank or office of a cardinal or a bishop
And now 5. Those literary worlds visited by Iris Wildthyme where the prose is as sensual, convoluted and self-aggrandising as Iris herself…
Amser Gwyll - Steffan Alun
Dance of the Voodoo Valkyries - David McIntee
Fantômville - Nick Campbell
Flash Rogers Conquers the Universe - Richard Salter
Running with Caesars - Geoffrey Hamell
The Many Lives of Zorro - Richard Wright
Her - Simon Bucher-Jones
The Web of Terror - Iain McLaughlin
Frank Reade Jr’s Electric Time Canoe - Steve Mollmann
The Bronze Door - Paul Dale Smith
Iris in the Dead Man’s Gulch - Paul Ebbs
The Burrowers - Jim Mortimore
The Devil Wears Panda - Cody Quijano-Schell
Amser Gwyll (reprise) - Steffan Alun
TO BE RELEASED 31 OCTOBER 2011 - PRE-ORDER NOW!
Six: Iris Wildthyme, I want a word with you!
Iris: Well, excuse me! I don’t call that very nice manners, just barging over and grabbing a lady like that!
Six: What on Earth are you doing here?
Iris: 1930’s Berlin ‘appens to be one of my favorite spots.
Six: You’re drunk.
Iris: Of course, I’m drunk. I’M ALWAYS DRUNK!
Six: Iris, it’s me! The Doctor.
Iris: I know it’s you, you daft’d apeth!
Six: Oh. Well, usually you seem pleased to see me.
Iris: Do I?
Six: Well, usually I get something close to a bear hug at this point and then you dog my footsteps for days on end and generally make my life a misery for a while before trundling off again into that death trap of a double decker bus.
Iris: Is that a fact? Well, maybe I’ve decided to play it cool for once.
Six: Oh. Well. That’s alright then. That’s better than making your usual embarassing display.
Iris: Anyway, I don’t fancy you much in this incarnation.
Six: I…I’m sorry?
Iris: All the others, I do, you see. All the others. OOH, I’d be off like a shot! Nevermind, you. Better luck next time. Go on, have a drink…
Six (unfortunately) meets Iris Wildthyme; The Wormery (via magifox)